Does anyone know if a Mayan twitter account exists? I have a couple questions regarding a calendar. Thanks.

Proactiv Commercials

People in ProActiv commercials discuss how embarrassed they are about their acne so they decide to appear on national TV to talk about it. Now America knows all about your backne: congratulations.

I may have been the last person on the internet to have seen this but this video is AWESOME

Going on an adventure is like riding a rollercoaster. It has its ups and downs, but often times you may get stuck, or even die.
Kyle Sherman
One must humor himself. If others do not grin, it is not the humor that is lacking, it is the understanding.
Yogi Sherman
Sometimes animals makes animal sounds. Sometimes humans attempt to make animal sounds. Either way, both are making animal sounds.
Kyle Sherman
Trying to make someone laugh is like trying to reach for something in the dark. Sometimes you’ll grab it and sometimes you’ll completely miss. Either way you tried, and no matter the outcome, you can laugh at yourself because who tries to grab something in a dark room when there is a light switch on the wall?
Kyle Sherman

Stupid Quotes that Sound Intellectual but Aren’t

I decided to come up with quotes that sound like they are coming from someone who is absolutely brilliant when they are actually coming from my weird brain. So stupid quotes that sound smart…welcome.

A mentor of mine encouraged me to live in the moment. It took a while but I finally got it. I’m telling you it works. Look at the positives in everything. Freedom lies within the moment.
ks